SuperUltraJMan

Nerf-muffin

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You rock man...

WAFFLES

Hey. I usually don't like plugging, but I thought you might like this Obamicon thing I made: [link]

Iido could make the weirdest shit happen with that magic muffin of his in his paws,"Ride that panda until your underwear turns into banana filling" he said as he raised that Strangely tasting poo and liverworst muffin in the air. then after "Dora the Explorer" came out with Captain Crunch singing "Katamari Damashi" the zebras were going crazy for the monkey's asscrack named Jojo,all the human male's privates jumped off there host grown there own personality and madly wanting to make mad love to every hooker in new york and setting fire to every building that had "The Beatles" records in them, the muffin's powers were going crazy his freind Dan told him that the only way to supress the strange muffin's powers were to jam it up Barack Obama's asscrack

a damn near impossibility HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO CRAM A MUFFIN UP HIS ASS?!!!! he asked

How the Hell should I know? these muffins are fucking weird Dan replied

Iido paid a lot of money for that magic Muffin that nasty tasting non-rotting Muffin that had wild powers, it's power's were getting worse no matter what Iido and Dan tried they could not get rid of this thing as things started to get tense there jaws dropped when they saw Borgan in a thong acting like a pimp Constapation happend as the telletubbies came out of Dan's ass they were terrified running away from the demented Telletubbies the mexican Superman came out having oral sex with a Dodango from Dodango's Cavern

.....Um? WTF? thought Dan
we better find Obama then

as they tried to come up with a plan
the Count came out from the magic fareies
asscrack of oblivion singing about Screwing everything in sight including himself

"for the count's sake I'd like to see the physics involved in fucking a cobweb
or the candels or Spiders" Dan replied

"Me too"
Dan,we really need to get rid of this thing

Jumping on a giant masterbating camel thinking it would help them get to the white house the weirdness was just getting from funny to downright dumb

the airbag on the camel's back exploded causing Iido and Dan to fly in the air makeing them land in the middle of
"Lake Wannatakeatinkletittykakka"

"WHAT THE FUCK?" they both said as they saw that the lake was filled with a fat hamster
that had a big orange on his head and a huge banana crambed up his left nostrol saying "THE SQUIRRELS! HOW LONG DO THEY THINK THEY CAN HIDE THAT?!
I know I am just A paranoid turtle with a rocket strapped to its back.
but little did they know the pandas do suffer from Paranoia Shizophrenia"

With there heads turned looking at eachother like they have just went in to a nightmare

Iido and Dan slowly steped back

that gave me nightmares about santa with a chainsaw coming in my asshole and then shit in my blater gland and chop the shit up to make room and repet and? then come out my anus all covered in my shit, then i shit his shit. Oh Great it's affecting me now!

Dan replied, Just be glad Spirit isin't here

yeah!,that would just be too much

You know, you sure are lucky that you don't ride a little yellow weiner like mine. Mine flies and there's birds everywhere that crap on your head along with a flying beaver that takes a big dump? on your head as you get off. At least they fly me through the halls all throughout my day.

I told someone else about this and they said giant ass made of cheese ran me over... said a strange voice

as they both looked up and saw it was Spirit with a diaper on his head juggling Zebras wilts in the air!